I haven't wanted to let anyone know about my condition. But I think it's about time I was honest with people.
I have Lego pattern baldness.
Oh, the shame of it! I feel like hiding behind a mask and never letting anyone see my true face again.
Unfortunately, this isn't a very good look for me.
However, thanks to the miracle of interchangeable parts, I do have options.
I could wear a snazzy hat, for example. Very becoming, though it does make me look like I'm going to loaf around all day.
Or I could go with the old business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back look.
This one will look great if I ever decide to go into the military.
Groovy baby, yeah!
Well, don't wait up for me. I might be a while trying on new hair.
