Saturday, September 3, 2011

My secret revealed

Hello, my name is Legoman, and for years I've harbored a terrible secret.


I haven't wanted to let anyone know about my condition. But I think it's about time I was honest with people.


I have Lego pattern baldness.

Oh, the shame of it! I feel like hiding behind a mask and never letting anyone see my true face again.


Unfortunately, this isn't a very good look for me.

However, thanks to the miracle of interchangeable parts, I do have options.


I could wear a snazzy hat, for example. Very becoming, though it does make me look like I'm going to loaf around all day.


Or I could go with the old business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back look.


This one will look great if I ever decide to go into the military.


Groovy baby, yeah!

Well, don't wait up for me. I might be a while trying on new hair.

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